Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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