I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I know her cup size but not her name....
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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