he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
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