we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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