oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
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