At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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