Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
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I intend to get homeless drunk
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
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A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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