Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
