I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
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The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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