i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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