i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I supernannyed him into submission
I yelled at your uterus for you.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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