i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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