If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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