this boner is exhausting
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
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I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
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I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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