Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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