hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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