Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
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My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
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That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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