Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Boobs are out for the taking
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
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