I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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