i jhust puked up my retainher.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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