You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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