There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Randomize
