just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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