I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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