other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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