I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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