When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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