Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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