You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
why do cheetos always look like penises
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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