Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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