Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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