Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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