he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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