i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
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He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
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did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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