With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
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I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Two words: blizzard sex
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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