she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
you would pick up someone in the library
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
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She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
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I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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