You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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