Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
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Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
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I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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