Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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