When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
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