Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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