he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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