how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
God, I missed his penis.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
