I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
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I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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