I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
be right there i have to get my cape
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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