Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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