I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
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