So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Randomize
