Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
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I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
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You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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