i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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