you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
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he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
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YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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