There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
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Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
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So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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