awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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