Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I think i got beer on your cat.
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