You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Sober January is a disaster.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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