I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
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I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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